James Lowrey – Staff Accountant
The origin of James Lowrey is unknown. Harvard academics say he was raised in a family of Yeti’s somewhere in Colorado. Yeti’s, who are known to be great mathematicians, taught him how to love and follow the rules. With such an upbringing, it was only natural that James was destined to become an accountant. In his now rare public sightings, James can be seen shredding lead guitar in and wooing hearts with tear-jerking piano sonatas.